Right about now, you may not know your ass from Uranus. But stick with Queen Be, and by the time I am done with you, you’re going to know everything there is to know about the magical pseudo-science that is astrology.
Today is not only a day of great blessings and abundence (in food terms,) it is also the day that Uranus goes direct. The bulky planet that rules rebellious teenagers and Aquarius’ alike is turning station (which means it aint moving for a few days) in Capricorn. This would indicate that
A) You need to get your shit together and
B) Everything in the universe will try to prevent you from getting said shit together.
Annoying, like an 10th grader sniffing pixie sticks, the planet is huffed up and ready to run rampant through direct motion for the next month. This is a 16 year cycle, so in essence, puberty is over and now the real trouble begins….
RESPONSIBILITY. Which, lord knows it’s impossible to have when you’re dealing with unexpected surprises (aka, Life) around every corner. Uranus may get a bad rap but it is a planet that teaches us to deal with our control issues… There will always be some wrench in the monkey machine that we didn’t see coming.
